Expose Deux
Do you remember around 4 months ago when I went to get a pedicure and gave the dude doing the pedi a major flash of crotch? I finally got my nerve up and went BACK to the same place (it’s RIGHT up the street) Tuesday afternoon. I felt pretty comfortable. I am almost certain the man did not recognize me. I felt secure and relaxed and enjoyed the experience.
Until I left the salon and got into my car and realized the button across my chest was undone!
I’m not kidding. This is TWICE- the only… read more
A Common Thread
Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only person who thinks of certain things or behaves in peculiar ways. I know I can’t be, I mean, CERTAINLY someone else…
1. Has fantasies of having all personal zits and blemishes combined into one giant Blit, probably located on the ass or back of one knee
2. Thinks that home air conditioning units should have an option of nitrous oxide. And that this should be government subsidized.
3. Believes that figs are greatly under rated
4. Knows that a cigarette COULD be made that has…
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The Search Ends Here?
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I have spent the past hour looking on line for a meaningful quiz to help me frame my religious beliefs. The first quiz told me I was a Christian, and read, “Ekk. I’m vomiting. Can you tell I’m an Atheist?” This let me know that either a very immature adult or silly teen angst created that quiz. I’m sure it’s on someone in Arizona’s Face Book page… read more
Amazing Opportunity
Do you have a wonderful idea for a business that would be relatively low-cost to begin but you’re just too lazy to do it? Relinquish that idea to me and watch it get placed into action! Experience the satisfaction of having someone else, desperate to do something of value in her life, become wealthy because of your creative genius! You are guaranteed not to be hassled with any of the credit or financial reward! All you have to do to get in on the ground floor of this wonderful opportunity… read more
Is it Too Much To Ask For My Spammers To Get To Know Me Better?
Who the hell is buying “replica watches” from adds stuck into blog comments? I really want to know. Someone must be doing it, because I continuously get about fifty comments a day caught in my spam filter from people commenting about “replica watches” and more specifically where you can buy them. For the record, if I wouldn’t wear a REAL Rolex, why the hell would I buy a fake one?
There is also a large number of people offering stock tips through my blog comments. I’m not exactly Warren Buffet. It would probably better benefit them to pick… read more
Hiatus
Okay, my posting has become more and more slack. I am in the process of opening a new business and it is kicking my ass. For any one who is contemplating this move...the beginning stage is very frustrating and it sucks the life out of you.
Killer Rants w/Liz is down, but not out.
I hope to be back in the blogging mood soon, and might still post sporadically for the time being.
Plus, there is always Liz. She is known for taking long stretches off inexplicably, so keep she might be posting regularly… read more
The Perfect Date
I LOVE this concept. The world is finally catching up with my ideals. This is exactly how I like my dates, and I would be willing to pay by the pound...usually.
read moreFamily Fun With Frogs
It is sad when the funniest thing I have seen in a long time is a Family Guy skit. Plus it involves a dead frog. I don’t really understand what it is about this that I find so funny, but it makes me laugh out loud.
I usually even think they carry a scene on too long, but this one is just hilarious. Sorry to all you frog lovers.
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